★ GOOGLE IS A WHORE! ★
I had no idea! I thought the famous search engine was transparent like the water, with its pure white background and playful logo. Turns out its only a popularity rank! Whoa Mary. You just appear in it if you are already almost an internet celebrity. So if nobody links to you you don't exist! I wan' t googlemocracy! I wanna be in it even if I'm a street rat!
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I found out when I registered the domain for this blog. I
had tried to look for stuff from here before and I thought it was weird
that I never found anything, but with the new domain I tried with "fash
report" etc. and nothing, it doesn't even know a thing about a bitch
called "www.fashreport.com"! Honey I'm right here calling you a whore!
Maybe this way its "spider whatever" will notice me when scanning the
web.
I never cared before but I sent them my info to be
included yesterday so I hope next time the bug puts its hairy finger on
me it's in the mood for some fash fash love.
Anyway, you know, come
to think of it, we all love good 'ol Google, it makes the world a
better place, what would I do without it? So OK maybe it's a whore with
a spider in its chocho, but at the end of the day we're all a bit of that too, right?
God I'm so fucked up when they reach world domination HAHA "Slave
number 1 at your service Sir. Oh please Sir punish me again! Right I
have to ask for permission to speak, I deserve punishment!, just don't
make me suck your spider again!!" HAHA YOU WHORE
★PS: Please Google forgive this poor soul I don't know what I do I know you are the last guy in the world one should fuck with, please don't kill my blog, or myself for that matter! I don't wanna die!
★PPSS: Please dear reader forgive me for writing this post I was hardly on drugs so badly (ya that frase was on purpose)
Illustration by Santosuke (myself).
UPDATE: This thread continued here.
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