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DAMN HOT LAPTOP

A HOT NON-MAC COMPUTER? IT'S FROM INTEL AND IS CALLED Intel mobile Metro notebook

    F★★k, I was so cocky with my MacBook Pro assuming it was the hottest computer ever, but looks like not for too long! This is the new (maybe first I'm not sure) computer from Intel (they usually make the processors but not the whole computers), and damn it does look good, I mean, it's like only a bit thicker than a Motorola Razr/V3 (!). If I was Paris besides be fucked up for going to jail I would say that's hot. It's so damn thin you could cut your finger touching the edges.
    It's been designed by some American design studio, it has all the latest Intel technology , so it's not only pretty in the outside and apparently it could be out by the end of the year, the drama here is this the introduction of the Beyoncé of the PCs, a market in which no brand is doing anything to compete in that field with good old Apple, well maybe Sony.
    To tell you the truth, even though this is a hot computer and I L❍❍❍❍VE hot devices I couldn't be less interested because, Windows? haha no thanks Sir, not in this life, I mean haha, that's sad.
    Plus Steve Jobs is way hotter than Bill Gates, enough said.

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ALL I NEED IS ME AND MY BOYFRIEND

    The hot guy from The Real World made me remember who my true love is, well I guess that watching his porn tape (OMFG) again last night also helped.

SCARLETT JOHANSSON + LOUIS VUITTON = DRAMA IN OUR WALLETS AGAIN

    I don't know if it's because they loved the first campaign or if they wanted to clean both parts' names, but the fact is that the young movie star is repeating as Vuitton girl after the very... mmm... colorful spring advertisements. The PR says they are very iconic images and blah blah, I think I prefer the old ones, better weird than regular, to me regular is mediocre. OK these are not mediocre but you get me, right?
    I don't have yet a definite, so d'ya love it or wha?

Oh and these are the only pics available right now, I'm sorry they're so small.

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UNDERSTANDING VALENTINO'S SCHEME

   

    This story is really twisty, but I just read an article on WWD about it, a very very very long article, and I think I get it now. In a nutshell: 

TOM FORD INTERVIEW

   

  New York Magazine interviewed him about his new store in NYC so you won't learn anything you don't know if you read it but you know it's Tom Ford you can't go wrong with that ritght?
    Basically it's the interviewer telling you how much he turns her on, and a bit of other stuff. She goes and says he's "the straightest gay alive". I mean like, I know he's very sexual and stuff but c'mon girl, are you the  kind of woman who thinks all gay guys are gay? Don't let the circus blind you babe. He's not that straight at all, in fact he's my life plan, i.e. how I intend to be in my 40s.   
    You should see the guy that's been trying to get with me for months, he's so straight I could barely talk to him if we went on a date cause I would get hysterical (that is horn like a biatch, but mostly nervous).
    Hugs and kisses for you anyway.

 The interview is here.

Photo thanks to Tom Ford Fan Page
 

JOOST AVAILABLE FOR EVERYONE

    If you're like me, you've been waiting for Joost to be public for months, luckily you're not but anyway I just found that there is a way to get an invitation to try the beta.
   
    I've been messing around with it for a while and my first verdict is: what the fucking fuck! I mean it works, you see stuff and the image quality is better than YouTube, if still mediocre, but the thing is that the bunch of decent channels are only US available, so if you live there I guess it has some interest, anyway I don't think it's ready to be the revolution in internet TV they're selling us, but truth is it has a lot of potential, and this is a beta so it can't still be judged, but for what I see even when it's at full it will be good for the Americans, lame for the rest.

    It's PC and Mac compatible and you have to download a light software, so if you wanna try it by yourself click on the banner above and it'll take you directly to the page where you have to put your email and a bit more and they'll send an invitation right to your inbox.

HOPELESSLY DEVOTED TO...

    The Real World: Key West. I mean, this is not healthy. After the post I wrote the other day ( here) I discovered the other season available at MTV.com, 2006's Key West. I don't know what's that place but I've spent just too many hours the last days watching that toxic show. I've tasted the poisoned joy of liking a straight guy, John, who is the king of my wankies right now. I hate to contribute boosting the egos of hot straight guys, so I hate admitting it when I like one, but this guy is like crazy hot, insane. I hate myself for saying that!
    And I'm all like oh how bad it sucks that he is straight, it's so absurd, even if he was gay I wouldn't meet him!, and like he would like a fugly bitch like me if I met him! Is like the comfort of the ugly, like when girls "say oh ya all the hot guys are gay or taken" HAHA I say ya honey you should go to a gay club and enjoy the circus, well then I go oh ya all they guys I like are straight HAHA somebody slap me in the face please.
    I think I'm mad at him because he's a winner, he has everything he wants, he reminds me to people in my past, I hate winners and players, it's like I'm so not like that so maybe it's envy I don't know, or maybe I assume that if somebody has it all it's impossible he's not an asshole because to me you learn and grow up with difficulties.
    Anyway is his fault that I got addicted to the show cause he gets me so horny, oh and the gay guy of the season, Tyler, he's the bitchy gay type but he's so funny so he made me laugh a lot.

 But I'm also hopelessly devoted to...

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CHANEL CRUISE 2007/08

It's Karl babe! Gorgeousness all over the place this time coming by plane!

    Cruise collections are usually the most wearable and this time is not exception, but the bad part is that the clothes are not as breath-taking as Lagerferld has us used to. So cute, but regular. Well you know, not regular, only that his big collections with the white background are so big that this feels a little meh.

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A VERY LONG ROAD / ABOUT "REAL WORLD DENVER" FINALE

   

In the picture Davis and boyfriend PJ.

    A while ago I saw the finale of The Real World: Denver, and I have to say that it was something kind of big to me.
  Not because I followed the show (that I didn't) or because I had been anticipating it (I didn't either), I had just seen one or two episodes and I liked it because the super hot guy of the show, Davis, was also the gay one, and that is like a miracle! I really loved that. In the episode I saw I learned his family is very religious and doesn't accept him, so they have slight contact with each other, but his mother and sister went to Denver to visit him. It really touched me how people can deliberately hurt someone for something so stupid, I would really slap that fucking woman in the face and say: fucking love your son already!! They so don't deserve him, in case you haven't seen the show he's like the sweetest guy, and you see him crying because of his family. I can't believe people have to deal with a situation like that. It's cruel, I want it to stop, I think it's been enough. But the worst was yet to come.

    Today I saw the finale and it was all about Davis, first I learned he had a boyfriend and I saw him, then I saw how he cheated on him, how he regretted it, how he hated himself for doing so, and then how he hated himself for being gay. I didn't know he didn't accept himself. All because of religion, I'm so upset, so fucking upset.
 

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GOOGLE and FASH Report are lesbians and like each other

FRENCH KISS! FRENCH KISS!

    Today something beautiful happened. I searched for "fashreport" on Google and guess what the first in the results was, this blog your reading! After the hard beginning we had last week, nothing could predict we would make up so soon, but as Madonna says in a song "when it's bitter at the start then it's sweeter in the end". Google is not very willing though to let FASH get so far this soon, and its being all touchy and fussy when the blog tries to make the next step, as I tried to look for "fash report" and "fash" but it didn't find it. Anyway, it's a start!
    I also saw they changed the main page a little bit, now the different searching categories plus Gmail are located differently, and they've been introducing slight changes lately. At first I wasn't that pleased with the changes, but now I know love is blind and forever so after feeling its lips against mine I think it's wonderful and can do whatever it wants to reach world domination, and I'll be happy being its slave.
    I love lesbians, lesbians are simply the best. I mean, I hate straight guys for being hot and manly and not liking me; I hate gays for being ugly, oily, overusing perfume and dancing like horny bitches; and I hate girls cause they get the hot manly guys no matter how fat, farty and fugly the are, fuck fuck! So the only people I don't have a problem with are lesbians, God bless them.
    PS: I don't really have so much hate in myself, I actually don't understand when people hate each other so easily, I just feel that way when I see a slutty horse-faced bitch with a guy I like.

    PPSS: I'm the most ugly, oily and horny bitch dancer of all the gays (only I don't usually use perfume).

✍Illustration by Santosuke (myself).