BALENCIAGA ROBO-LEGGINGS, A CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT

YOU DON'T KNOW WHY (OR WHAT FOR) BUT YOU WANT THEM...
NO, YOU NEED THEM...
BUT THEY TELL YOU THEY COST $100.000...

SO, WHAT DO YOU DO?
THESE ARE YOUR OPTIONS IF YOU'RE AS POOR AS A POOR PERSON:

BUT YOU DON'T WANNA LOOK LIKE A TIFFANY'S SAUSAGE, DO YOU?
SO, WHAT DO YOU DO?

OMG OMG
OH NO, TELL ME YOU DIDN'T STEAL THEM
NONONO
OH NO, YOU DID!!
I SAID NO!, I JUST HAD TO HAVE THEM...
SO, IF YOU DIDN'T STEAL THEM, WHAT DID YOU DO??
SOMETHING BETTER...
YOU BOUGHT THEM?
BETTER
YOU STOLE THEM?
BITCH NO!! YOU'LL KNOW IF YOU WAIT PATIENTLY.

THERE'S MORE TO COME...