CELEBRATING MY NEW ROBO-LEGGINGS

★ LIFE IS NOT IN BLACK AND WHITE, LIFE IS IN BALENCIAGA ★

YOU NEED, I GIVE
YOU ASK, I PROVIDE
YOUR DESIRES, MY ORDERS
MY FANTASIES, YOUR PLEASURE:

INTRODUCING MY EXCLUSIVE ROBO-LEGGINGS, RIP-OFF HOMAGE TO THE FAMOUS ORIGINALS

☛ Can Fashion drive someone crazy?↓↓↓↓↓↓↓

    I know you have wondered how do they feel in your legs, what's their touch, how's walking with them. I'm not one who renounces to what he lusts, but I don't have $100,000 (or $18,000) to buy those things, so I came up with what you see. Remember, don't give up on your dreams, find some crappy solution!

    OK I'm actually happy with the results, I totally see myself using them to go to the supermarket or to the university, I'm thinking about wearing them on my next exam, I wonder if somebody would notice... Anyway I'm already the dropout of my class so it wouldn't make any difference. OH! oh! What about going to the church like this¿? That should definitely be documented, -Anderson babe are you home yet? He's not so whatever, I just hope you enjoy as much as I did while doing it (not).

HERE IT IS,

SANTOSUKE POMPADOUR VS. NICOLAS GHESQUIÈRE:

    About the gray effect, don't you just madly love it? I discovered it while trying my new baby Apple Aperture, a photographer's software that totally has my heart in its night table. It's really great so I absolutely recommend it. I always wondered how the did those music videos in which only certain colors appear and the rest is in black and white, and to do something so cool so easily is why Apple is Apple.

    I guess you guess how I made them. I thought about making a FASH Guide about it but I'm kind of lazy about it so I won't do it unless there's popular demand, and I recorded some stuff while posing so maybe I'll post a posing-with-music video but I haven't edited it yet so I don't know if I'll like it enough to post it.

The following is one of my faves. Like a broken Greek Venus that will live forever.

THEY FELT SO AWKWARD BUT COOL, I UNDERSTOOD WHY C3P0 WALKS SO WEIRD X-)

I LOOK LIKE A FLEA MARKET "VALENCIAGA" TOP MODEL, BUT I LOVE IT!

This one is a bit blurry but I liked it anyway. It's obscenely beautiful (or simply obscene HAHA).

★THANKS TO ME NOW POOR AND GLAMOUR ARE THE SAME WORD★

Note to reader: The following text is totally irrelevant cause it's about my life, so you can happily skip it until the last paragraph where I explain how to buy these gorgeous X)))

AND THEY SAY... SHE'S SO LUCKY / SHE'S A STAR / BUT SHE CRY-CRY-CRIES IN HER LONELY HEART THINKING / IF THERE'S NOTHING MISSING IN MY LIFE, THEN, WHY DO THESE TEARS COME AT NIGHT?

    I feel like Lucky, the girl of the "story about a girl named Lucky" (only I'm not a super star X-) ). Yes, I listen to my friend (not) Britney, so what? I'm one of those who when feeling sad listens to sad songs to be even more sad, and I hadn't felt as down as yesterday in months, well I don't even remember the last time.

    But. As a blogger I received some good news. Fashionologie's lovely author e-told me she thought my blog was great, and super lovely Lisa Calbric from LogoAdvice.com linked me in a post as an example of well-done logo X-))

    Anyway, as the world top model I am (not) I gotta shine even if I'm crying inside, plus when you're crying inside you look more modelly ;)  By the way, the leggings cost me like 1,50€, but many many hours (or so) to make, so I sell them for $5,999. Bitch that's nothing compared to $18,000, and none are made of real gold, so customers please email me to santosuke@fashreport.com. No, seriously.

☛ MORE "LIFE IS A RUNWAY" HERE.

Comments

[atomsks]

Holy shit! those seems to glitter uh?

definitely i'm gonna quote this one! "don't give up on your dreams, find some crappy solution!"

nice text, not my kind of side-sexual-photos, but really funny to read. good work with this blog.

: D

[Len[a]]

Me dejaste tu web en mi Blog (http://www.arteegoista.blogspot.com)
Veo que sos muy fotogénico, y sería todo un honor para mi tenerte de modelo, aunque creo que ni siquiera vivimos en el mismo país.
Me gustaron tus fotos, tus poses, tu cara. Realmente, felicitaciones!
Besos, Len[a]

[hannah]

omg tell us how to make them!!!!!!

[JOSE]

Tienes cuerpo de modelo, deberias mandarle fotos a Dior

[BC]

greaaaaaaat!!!

[Santosuke]

These are all the sites that talked about this post:
http://www.fashionista.com/2007/06/diy_balenciaga_gold_leggings.php

http://www.americanapparel.net/presscenter/dailyupdate/dailyUp.asp?d=7&t=716

http://racked.com/archives/2007/06/19/tuesday_am_clickage_16.php

http://buzzfeed.com/buzz/Gold_Leggings

http://www.dcstylemag.com/blog_main.cfm?P=%23%21%5D%5BG%0A

There was other but I can't remember where.