FASH Guide: LOOK HOT IN CAMOUFLAGE MODE

A GIFT FOR THE BITCHES

   

    There are times in which you can't (or you don't want to) shine like a bitch, that is, use all the bling you can get from your closet in order to make them boys go loco, cause it's not appropriate or cause you're as lazy as a very lazy person.

★This is how I maintained my universitaire reputation without losing my fashionista dignity ↓

    Camouflaging in my personal slang means that for some reason you're not looking too gay, or even straight (eww). Today I had to go to my university after... what, six months since last time? Ya, I'm that good of a student. So since it was such an occasion I wanted to look hot as a panther but I found myself cornered as I didn't wanna look too fashionable, after all it's a university, people go there wearing the creepiest crap, and this is not NYC, here people think John Galliano is some soap opera star, so I had to play my cards right and since I liked the result I thought I'd do a FASH Guide about it.

    I've learned a couple of things: Doing camouflage you can match colors but don't overdo it, people are not used to those pastelle tones you like to play with, better do some white, navy blue or whatever; the pants should be simple, like jeans, and not tight, you can give your ass a break.
    The secret to not having to use make-up is achieving a perfect skin, so work on that cause you don't want your mates to know you as the daytime drag.
    The shirt I chose is maybe not the hottest ever, plus I'm not a fan of letters or drawings in clothes, but I think this is one of the exceptions to the rule, it really suits me wonderfully; you have to discover what colors look good on you when you're in a Hollywood mood, that is, you just feel like looking as a homeless, cause it's better to be a hot homeless, you never know when the love of your life is gonna appear.

    Don't worry, I didn't say you had to look like your uncle either. In order to shine with all these limitations, you have to squeeze your inventiveness and play this game good. Hint: complements. You can't wear diamonds but you won't see me without at least a touch of glitter. In the form of a necklace, earring, sunglasses, ring, belt or whatever, you need something that makes you be part of the galaxy.
    I chose my most discreet bag cause it's elegant and most likely all guys would go with backpacks so if you choose to wear a bag it has to be perfect in its simplicity.
    I put a tied cashmere cardigan in my waist cause I was looking too much as a football player so I needed some action in my hips.

DON'T LOVE IT TOO MUCH, YOU DON'T WANNA END UP LIKING GIRLS, RIGHT?

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[The CityLifeStylist]

I love it ^_^