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MORE MILAN FASHION WEEK THAN SHOULD BE LEGAL

VALENTINO

ROBERTO CAVALLI

ALEXANDER McQUEEN

EMPORIO ARMANI

GUCCI

CELEBRATING THE iPHONE'S BIRTH

Like it or not, this is big, so this is my way of commemorate this historic moment. I've done a bit of a memoir of FASH Report, it's like if my blog was gonna die, what it'd see in its last seconds. Oh and no, I couldn't find a gayer song to go with it.

Thanks Apple for inventing the future. Without you we'd still live in the 90's!

D&G KILLED THE MUSCLE-MARY. MEET THE ROCKER-MARY.

MILAN HUNKS FASHION WEEK: SPRING/SUMMER 2008

Instead of posting a different entry for each designer I'm gonna keep adding them to this one, so you'll have everything right here, in one place.

BOTTEGA BENETA

VERSACE

BURBERRY PRORSUM

DOLCE & GABBANA

PRADA

JIL SANDER

GIANFRACO FERRÉ

CONTINUE TO SEE THE WHOLE THING SO FAR, INCLUDING GORGEOUS SLIDESHOWS ↓↓↓

CRY WITH ME, SISTER

YESTERDAY I REACHED THE MAGIC NUMBER OF 1000 (AS IN ONE THOUSAND) VISITS IN A SINGLE DAY !!!

So thank you all for liking the blog, it's really my pleasure, and now that it's summer and I'm gonna have a lot of free time, I'll be updating more often than the CNN so stay around ;))) Love ya.

PARIS HILTON ON LARRY KING: COMPLETE [VIDEO]

Here you have the whole thing for your personal pleasure. She says she never, as in NEVER, took drugs, as in ANY drug. Mmmm whatever I'm not gonna say anything. But as always is so much fun to watch her... you know, being her.

CLICK TO SEE THE REST (BEFORE THEY TAKE IT DOWN) ↓↓

BEYONCÉ IN THE BALENCIAGA ROBO-LEGGINGS (video)

YOU DIDN'T THINK SHE'D FINALLY MAKE IT AND YOU'D SEE IT WITH YOUR EYES, HUH?

Well I'm sorry but the day when somebody wears them better than me is yet to come...

We were so wrong about everything! You can actually move freely with those things on. First I thought they were made adapted to her body but notice the folds that form in the bottom, like her legs are shorter than the models'. Anyway great performance as always ; )

PRESS CONTINUE TO SEE THE VIDEO OF THE PERFORMANCE  ↓↓

THE iPHONE IS REALLY COMING IN A FEW DAYS

THIS IS HOW IT'LL CHANGE YOUR LIFE:

BEFORE ↓

AFTER ↓

Suddenly my Blackberry doesn't seem so hot. For those of you who like me own the 8800, don't worry, it could be worse, you could have the Blackberry Curve (aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh) or the Pearl (*me dying*).

The Jesus-Phone loves me, and I loves it, so let love be. I'm gonna donate my current cellphone to the poor kids (or something).

THANKS FOR JOINING THE FASH REVOLUTION !

    It's great to have so many readers and to hear that you like what I do, even when what I do is put golden paper in my legs X:)))
    Just one thing, you have to leave more comments! The blog looks so sad so I want dozens, no, hundres, no, hundreds of thousands of comments in each post, it doesn't matter what you say, if you wanna make me happy, just say something! Oh and I also need haters, I've never had one and I want some so badly, so if you know someone that would hate me and would take the time to post hateful things talk to him about my blog. Thanks!

COCO ROCHA, AGYNESS DEYN AND IRINA LAZAREANU

THE INDUSTRY IS UP FOR A NEW ALTERNATIVE GODDESS, ALSO KNOWN AS THE MODEL WITH PERSONALITY, ALSO KNOWN AS KATE MOSS
MEET THE CANDIDATES

Quickly, which model has defined the current decade?

Ah ha! You can only think of Kate Moss. But, is it OK to be the most important model of the world for two decades in a row?! (the ex-girlfriend of Leonardo doesn't count) (And, for the record, would she still be so on top if she hadn't ever been "Cocaine Kate"?, and, isn't the Daily Mirror's vengeance against her the worst ever? (meaning they totally made her a favor)).

So, isn't it time to find another underground queen?

These three top models are beautiful, fun and opinionated. They're here for the job but, what makes each of them special and worth the throne?