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JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE'S NEW VIDEO

HAVE YOU SEEN IT YET?

It's totally crazy and I dig it so badly. It's called Lovestoned and is the fourth video from his latest CD.

I had been imagining a similar concept for a while (I'm very into music and music videos), so when I saw it today I was like: OMG that's what it looks like when it's done! The final part is kind of unwanted and tries to ruin the whole but it can't succeed. Really really inspired and well done video, I'm so proud of whoever did it! ;)

NOT. FUNNY.

    So today lovely Fashionista talked (here) about my "Valenciaga" leggings (here), and reader Yulie went and commented nothing but they reminded her to the following video. Ha. Ha.

   

    Bitch. Anyway hugs and kisses to Yulie cause we all love her, and to Leslie Hall (in the video) cause YouTube wouldn't be the same without her.
     They also linked me (among others) on American Apparel's blog (here)(no, I didn't know/cared they had one either), but the funny thing is they say "Blogger Santosuke suggests you make your own [robo-leggings] with the help of American Apparel". Honey, I didn't see any help of yours in the photo shoot. Zero Americans and no apparel to help me. If you mean my lovely cashmere sweater is from you, that's not right, it's not, but anyway I love your store so I let you say we went on a date and I let you touch me under the skirt as long as you send me this wonderful unisex bathrobe in black. It's crazy and I've wanted it for months.  I want it, I need it and I deserve it, so give it to mama.

☛ Leslie Hall picture from www.leslieandthelys.com.

QUIZ OF THE DAY!!!!

DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE MY SEX TOY BOYFRIEND?

Discover it with the following quiz (Hint: being Anderson Cooper helps)...

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CELEBRATING MY NEW ROBO-LEGGINGS

★ LIFE IS NOT IN BLACK AND WHITE, LIFE IS IN BALENCIAGA ★

YOU NEED, I GIVE
YOU ASK, I PROVIDE
YOUR DESIRES, MY ORDERS
MY FANTASIES, YOUR PLEASURE:

INTRODUCING MY EXCLUSIVE ROBO-LEGGINGS, RIP-OFF HOMAGE TO THE FAMOUS ORIGINALS

☛ Can Fashion drive someone crazy?↓↓↓↓↓↓↓

WHY. NOBODY. TOLD ME. BOUT THIS.

OK get the picture: this is Amanda Lepore in a video directed by famous celebrity photographer David LaChapelle as introduction to some Heatherette runway (I'm not sure if it's 2002 or 2005). It's totally crazy and I totally dig it. Enjoy.

You're welcome X)))))

PS: I didn't use YouTube to preserve the video's image quality, that wasn't very good by itself, so I didn't wanna make it even worse. I don't know what they're waiting for in Google to update their technology.

BALENCIAGA ROBO-LEGGINGS, A CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT

YOU DON'T KNOW WHY (OR WHAT FOR) BUT YOU WANT THEM...
NO, YOU NEED THEM...
BUT THEY TELL YOU THEY COST $100.000...

SO, WHAT DO YOU DO?
THESE ARE YOUR OPTIONS IF YOU'RE AS POOR AS A POOR PERSON:

BUT YOU DON'T WANNA LOOK LIKE A TIFFANY'S SAUSAGE, DO YOU?
SO, WHAT DO YOU DO?

OMG OMG
OH NO, TELL ME YOU DIDN'T STEAL THEM
NONONO
OH NO, YOU DID!!
I SAID NO!, I JUST HAD TO HAVE THEM...
SO, IF YOU DIDN'T STEAL THEM, WHAT DID YOU DO??
SOMETHING BETTER...
YOU BOUGHT THEM?
BETTER
YOU STOLE THEM?
BITCH NO!! YOU'LL KNOW IF YOU WAIT PATIENTLY.

THERE'S MORE TO COME...

"YOU WEAR IT WELL 2" DEADLINE GENEROUSLY EXTENDED

GREAT NEWS FOR... ME!

    I don't know if you've heard of this video art competition. The rules are simple: you send a 1 minute long video with fashion, style, etc. as moving forces. The winner is decided by some "qualified judges" and the prize are some unspecified items (expensive clothes please), so whatever, but it's cool that many people get to see what you've done, right?...
   

HEY, HEY, TOMMY HILFIGER'S SEARCHING FOR A CREATIVE DIRECTOR

    According to the founder himself they "need someone who understands our sensibility and can take [the business] to the next level", reports today WWD. Apparently they want their business to get more solid and focused cause the American side is not going as well as the European one, and I assume the famous designer is already thinking about finding a substitute.

Pictures from the current campaign.

✭ Well Tommy this is my portfolio: (the unbelievable ✈ shirt-pants! ✈)

Hope you loves it! ;) Here I introduced them to the world.

GUCCI'S HERE

    That was maybe the lamest headline I've ever written, but anyway, news is the brand's new resort coll., and the following are the pictures for the whole show we saw yesterday in the form of a fancy slideshow.
    It was kind of unexpected cause it didn't use any of the colors or motifs typical of these no-season, it was kind of a summer vs. winter, and actually that's not something bad, these collections are thought for the rich and the wealthous like me (not), who runaway from cold when it comes the fall and go on luxurious cruises or whatever these people do, to tropical paradises in those far places they like. So Dior, Chanel and now Gucci, all looking good, non of them breath-taking, but only one conclusion: don't ever be rich, there are just too many options these days!

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Fotografías by FirstView, collage by myself.

I'VE HAD MY FIRST INTERVIEW

WITH MYSELF! ;)
    It's for a new blog called Blog Lives born recently to give bloggers the opportunity to talk about themselves, so I've written this to send it and I thought I'd post it here as well so you could know me a little bit more. I'll post the link as soon as it's published. This is it:

Hi darls!
I'm Santosuke, Editor-in-Chief (HAHA) of the always satisfying FASH Report. This is my little FAQ: