THE iPHONE IS REALLY COMING IN A FEW DAYS

THIS IS HOW IT'LL CHANGE YOUR LIFE:

BEFORE ↓

AFTER ↓

Suddenly my Blackberry doesn't seem so hot. For those of you who like me own the 8800, don't worry, it could be worse, you could have the Blackberry Curve (aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh) or the Pearl (*me dying*).

The Jesus-Phone loves me, and I loves it, so let love be. I'm gonna donate my current cellphone to the poor kids (or something).

Comments

[Dinah]

Hee hee. Those pictures made me giggle like a little Dutch boy.

[Ryan2888]

I love the part where you look like a gay porn star.

[Ryan2888]

And after reviewing your site I realize you are a big fan of penis. I apologize for my previous comments, please enjoy having sex with other men.

[Santosuke]

Awww Thanks Ryan, that's soooo sweeet of you. Thanks for your nice and sincere words, I really appreciate opened minded guys visiting my blog. It really is a pleasure and a joy.
Don't forget to use protection when you get gangbanged, and don't do those creampies I hear you love, it's not very hygienic.
Too gay language for you? Oh I forgot you're still a repressed...

[Linda]

hehe loves it!!
for a second I thought it was real haha
I wanted to kill you ;))))
Love ya

[Jimmy Woo]

some other notes:

The iPhone does not have a battery that a user can replace. That means you have to send the iPhone to Apple to replace the battery after it's spent (Apple is estimating one battery will last for 300 charges--probably less than a year's worth of use). but like many things missing on the iPhone, it would be nice to have a removable battery, especially for such an expensive phone. Contrary to earlier reports, the SIM card is removable via a small drawer on the top of the iPhone, but the iPhone's SIM card will not work in other AT&T phones. That's especially troubling, as it completely defeats the biggest advantage of using a GSM phone with a SIM card. Some people have multiple phones and like to change the SIM card between their different handsets. Also, you can't use the SIM card to import contact information from another handset. more info is listed on http://www.thesopranets.com

Truth be told, there is one feature that is new to the iPhone's iPod--the integrated speaker. While the iPhone's speaker sounds thin and is prone to distortion, it works in a pinch for sharing a song with a friend but doesn not sound good, especially for a 600.00 phone.

While the iPhone's speaker sounds thin and is prone to distortion, it works in a pinch for sharing a song with a friend.

Lastly, a few drops of water will render the phone useless...go to http://www.durexcondoms.com and buy one to keep the phone dry.

[Jimmy Woo]

oh yeah, see more bad reviews of this piece of junk at http://www.badspace.com I am not happy with this purchase.

[Santosuke]

My big Dumbo ears are crying for hearing that

[Santosuke]

Oh and by the way Jimmy Woo, shameless self-promotion is an ugly ugly thing!