THE CREATOR OF ALL THINGS HAS A SICK SENSE OF HUMOR.
August 2007 Issue
SHIA, PLEASE BE THE GRANDFATHER OF MY GRANDSONS
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In a few months this boy has become huge, as in Vanity Fair's cover huge. Why? Well he's young, talented, has things to say, an uncommon past, he's funny, Jewish, and very, very attractive.
I love the cover, in which he's wearing this Fall 07 Dolce & Gabbana suit:
He's also in Time, Nylon, etc. and I'm betting a Rolling Stone Cover soon.
He's in Disturbia, Transformers and working on Indiana Jones 4. They say he's the new Tom Hanks, I think he's the new Scarlett Johanson, an adult spirit in a young body with an uncommon beauty that leaves you wanting more. Wait and see how long till he works with Woody Allen. I think Hollywood and the world were really craving for a new male star, tired as they are of dumb drunk yellow teenage queens.
In order to show you his charm and make you understand why we all love him here's a little video of him when he was in SNL:
Wanna bite it
God I sound so pervert HAHA
Well I know he's very young but we're in fact the same age so...
Anyway, if you're Shia and are reading this my number is +34 637037841 call me and marry me sleep well, I'm not a stalker!
This is him in Letterman in case you missed it:
OK here is like too funny and professional for me, it makes me feel he does coke or something. If you've seen Dreamgirls, Eddi Murphy's character is what I mean, like being the bf/gf of the rockstar is never as fun as it seems. I bet he's actually a good guy though. I actually don't like liking who everyone likes, plus, I saw this, his girlfriend for 3 years until this spring, he says they broke up cause he didn't have time anymore or something like that. Asshole, he sure wants to fuck Lindsay, Paris and/or Nicole now he's a "star". Kiddin! (Am i?)
If you want a more exhaustive take on him as well as an interview you got the Vanity Fair scans in his Fansite HERE. It's long so skip it if you're not a freak like me.
hahaha I remember reading this way back and it was so funny/ true. I am still fucking obsessed with this guy! Eurgh. Fuck my life.
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