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MY LIFE AS A DRUG ADDICT

If you're gonna be a junkie, at least be it with style!

THIERRY MUGLER LOST HIS MIND

    Famous retired designer, former 80's legend now best known for his perfumes, has made a monster of himself, now 59.

This is how we remembered him:

This is the pic of him that surfaced in June:

    Even though this story came out a couple of months ago in the New York Post, I learned about it today while catching up with Diane Pernet's blog. The famous blogger took down the post almost immediately, I don't know if because she changed her mind or because she received some bitter communiqué from Mugler's people.

    Good news is my blog is so unpopular I can post whatever I want and remain unnoticed.

    Continue for the full big uncensored shot.

 WARNING: The following picture is seriously disturbing and possibly traumatizing. It's not only a very muscled man, you'll see a strongly unpleasant image as well as a big uncensored penis. I'm serious with this one.

MY FAKE ACHIEVEMENT AS A BLOGGER #001

Perez Hilton talked about me on his world famous blog.

And I enjoyed every second!

SHIRT OF THE YEAR

Or something.

 

I luvst it and I'm gonna DIY one for me, but I'm guessing with a different motif. I got a couple of ideas already XD

The designer is called Naco-Paris (his myspace HERE).

Thanks Diane Pernet.

Learn who he is.

    You've seen him in the Dolce & Gabbana ads and probably in more than two lonely nights, so now maybe you wanna know a bit more about him.
    If so, The Times Online dedicated today an article to "The model of the year", whose name is David Gandy.

☛ Read the full story if you care HERE. Sneak peak: he's straight as a stick. Well they also say he's not only gorg but also sharp, and poor poor male models cause they earn much less than females.

OHHH TONIGHT...

...so beautiful and wild, so beautiful...

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MOMMY, IS THAT CHU?

    This is me teaching how to eat by herself the bird (turtledove or something) my flatmate rescued about a week ago when she had apparently fallen from the nest when she was a baby, so she was on the verge of death but now is healthy as a rose so the next step is to teach her how to survive by herself.

    I recorded myself, flying classes included, so maybe I'll post a video X).

COULDN'T HELP IT [VIDEOS]

    She's the shallowest of the European celebs, funny is that she's maybe gonna retain that title even in L.A. Still, I can't have enough of her. What's wrong with me?!
    Posh's reality show Victoria Beckham Coming to America premiered the other day without great results (5M viewers on prime time), but I would've rather seen it even than Grey's Anatomy's finale. I'm that sick. So what.

Wanna see the first episode? Whole thing after the jump (Victoria VS. Perez Hilton included).

WARNING: By watching the following videos you may turn gay.

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A DARK FUTURE

This is kind of a spiritual successor to the post about black gadgets I wrote here.
I read today this cool article about black stuff which definitely caught my eye. Black toilet paper!!
The plane I had seen it more than a year ago on Time and it had strongly remained in my memory for some reason. But seriously: black, toilet, paper. My happiness depends on having it.

☛ You can read the whole PingMag story with more cool black things here. Thanks Jean Snow.

GOD, SIR, WHY WOULD YOU MAKE SHIA LaBEOUF STRAIGHT?

THE CREATOR OF ALL THINGS HAS A SICK SENSE OF HUMOR.

August 2007 Issue

SHIA, PLEASE BE THE GRANDFATHER OF MY GRANDSONS

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