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DJIMON HOUNSOU FOR CALVIN KLEIN. FINALLY PICTURED.

You've probably heard before about African Oscar-nominated actor Djimon Hounsou (pronounced han-soo) fronting the Fall campaign of Calvin Klein Underwear, concretely the new line Calvin Klein Steel, but it wasn't until now we got to see actual images.

 

My thoughts? ↓ (+ different pictures, + shock).

THIS IS ME BEING SICK

    It's not like I chose the outfit, I just put a lot of clothes on cause even though it's hot here I feel cold. :(

    Summer is going too fast (like crazy cruel fast), I have no money, I'm sick, I'm gonna have to begin studying for September, I have to be at the balcony to get wifi internet.  Bah (I always wanted to say that). I think I just need sex. Somebody dirty-skype me so at least we'll have phone fun. Why nobody will fucking hit on me! I look pretty even having a cold!

COLORS OF THE WIND: GORGEOUSNESS.

   

    OK I don't know why this could be of any interest to anyone, but I love Disney movies even though I know they're the reason why we all have midlife crisis when we find out life is not a fairy tale and there's no prince for us, the reason why there are gay men in the world (those heroes are too hot not to like them! I even fell for Simba HAHA), and the reason why I won't ever find a good enough husband, but they've created some classics such as The Lion King, The Little Mermaid, etc. that will live in our hearts forever, and the songs are masterful.
    So today I had this beautiful song in my head so I thought I'd share it with you. Skip it if you're a soul-less whore who can't see the pretty things in life.

     BUT! You gotta listen to it properly, wait till you're home, you gotta turn up the volume until it touches you!

You can own the Earth and still
All you'll own is Earth until
You can paint with all the colors of the wind.

When you think my blog couldn't get any gayer I go and do this HAHA

VICTORIA AND DAVID BECKHAM ON W. LIE AND SAY YOU DON'T LOVES IT.

You've probably seen this already but I couldn't help but posting it.

I know it, you know it, everybody knows we're gonna love Posh's new reality show, we'll just have to read more books than usual to keep our intelligence, if we ever had one.

DO YOU HAVE A NICOLE RICHIE INSIDE?

QUIZ OF THE DAY !!!

    Actually we all have one inside cause we all secretly love his boy's new hair and would totally do him, but just in case you're not so sure, you have here the opportunity to finally find out if that little voice that tells you to be posher and posher is the mousy big-mouthed shallow star.
   
    Instructions: to the question...

    "D'you love it?"

    Your answer would be...

MEET JAY BRANNAN, ONE OF MY IDOLS

    Of all the YouTube celebrities, he's the one I truly love. Sweetly talented and deeply huggable, he has such a charisma I just spent 5-6 minutes watching one of his videos which consists of him looking at the camera, period. But he's not a daily boringness teller, he's a singer-songwriter who sells on iTunes as well as an actor who starred on Shortbus, so join me in my endless admiration and respect for this brave, B-R-A-V-E, artist with a more than promising future (as in this kid will succeed even if I have to go myself company to company begging for a contract).
    This is one of the latest in his series of honest, earthy, cute videos.

I. Need. To hug you.

Note: I don't even hug my closest friend so being the object of my hugging lust should be more valued than having a Grammy.

Second Note: And no, it's not like I lust him, cause he's obviously not my type even though he's a gorgeous and perfect creature.

More! ↓↓↓

THE SIMPSONS DO PARIS, FASHION, THANKS TO HARPER'S BAZAAR

If there was such thing as the Best thing of the month this would definitely be a candidate.

All of the scans? ↓↓

OMFG. ANOTHER CAR FUCKER!!

    OK this made my day. Remember the car fucker I showed you on occasion of the "boyfriend quiz"? (don't miss it here).
    Well well. Apparently that man wasn't the only one to have a car not only to take Sunday trips.
    In this case it's a picture I found catching up with Diane Pernet's blog, from some Bernhard Willhelm exposition in some gallery in some place (as you know Mrs. Darkness is not very keen on words).
    Anyway(s) I think this one is kind of hot. I'm sick so what.

You got the big uncensored picture in all its glory after the jump ↓↓↓

WARNING: WHEN I SAY UNCENSORED I MEAN UNCENSORED, AS IN YOU'LL SEE A big hard cock.
Don't click if you're under 18.
But come back when you grow up cause you don't wanna miss this HAHA

7500 "PRISM". NOKIA MEETS ORIGAMI

Tech bloggers are already saying this is a puke (obviously having an iPhone changes your idea of what coolness is), but I think it's kinda unique and creative, only it's too limited for me, used to a Blackberry, but I think it works great as a teenager cellphone.

It's in black and white and for the moment only released in China.

GHETTO BLASTER BAG. LIE AND SAY YOU DON'T WANT IT.

I'm not a liar. I. WANT. ONE. Nonono, I NEED one.

I feel my happiness depends on it.

Product page (Thanks Gizmodo)