WHEN WE DIE WE GO TO H&M

BECAUSE IT'S HEAVEN!

    How else do you explain that these amazing shades cost less than an imported Vogue there?

    Anyway, I was with this straight Colombian friend who asked me to take pictures of him, so I took millions, and in return he took some of me, of which I liked some so I'm posting a few. Along with some free bullshit about some stuff. Teenager rage, you know, only not as stupid.

    Background?, bah, I just need a bed!

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   Can you imagine my friend standing in my bed above me to take the pictures? Funny.
   We all know straight males are retarded, use their penis to think, use their brain to memorize and keep sports results, can't have a sense of style and can't get over the word fag, but they get us horny, don't they? Yes they do that well, that's why God created them, to make us poor twinks horny and torture us making us think they actually like introducing their tongues in vaginas. Bullshit. I'm sure they like us (only not really).

A LITTLE LESS ESPN

✮ A LITTLE MORE ME ✮

    ↓ Oh look at my Mac, the new iLife 08! I have so many new programs I haven't tried them all yet. I love it! Like a child with new toys.

    Speaking about hot guys, I'm just obsessed with a guy I met a week ago. We just chatted a bit here, danced a bit there, couldn't chat much cause music was so loud, but could dance enough to rub the scallion. I took the lead in everything for the first time ever cause I was so into him, in fact I was into him since long ago when some friend of a friend introduced us but he never knew I existed. He's about 28, as tall as myself, manly... Well maybe if you saw him you would go "that guy?", but I can't forget that mysterious look, so deep and freezing, he's so cold and distant. He looks a bit like Angel from Buffy, well not in his first two seasons glory but like in the later spin-off.

    So end of the story, days passed and he's ignoring me like I'm infected with the plague. We SMSed a couple of times but nothing. And here I am like the dummy sister who for once got the attention of a guy and it was cause he was drunk and would've hit on an octopus if it had had lip-gloss. And she doesn't want another guy cause even with spare tyre, fallen boobs, black teeth and darker heart, he's the one she wants! Ugh, somebody slap me in the face and tell me he doesn't deserve me.

    Moving on (not really), I've got a little anecdote. This weekend I went to the place I met this guy in cause I wanted to see him to give him a disgust look, showing how superior I am and how I condemn his disrespectful attitude (he didn't mind sending the typical "sorry you're not my type, I'm just into Asian obese men in their 50s, good luck" (or the likes) message). You and I know what would've happened is that I'd have crawled and begged for one kiss, but let's not say it. So he never came, but! I was sent a love note from a stranger!

    Here

    It says in Spain's indigenous language: you have such a pretty look [as in eyes looking] and such a beautiful smile. Send a SMS. Cristhian
     We SMSed in the club we were and finally met upstairs in the sofas. And well just so you picture it he looked more or less like this:

    Only wearing all black and smoking a cigarette. It wasn't terrible, he was nice and all, we talked about music, adolescence, family, etc. He said he was a record producer (not a successful one or anything) and a backup singer (recently touring with Latin superstar Chayanne). And, he said he had been one of the five components of the massively-famous-in-the-80s kids band "Parchis". Think Jackson 5 but in Spain and Latin America.

    Then today I searched for pics and info about it cause I was curious to see him, and guess what, no "Cristhian" there, I don't think that name even exists, in Spanish it exists the name "Cristian" with no "H".

    Later I sent him a SMS saying basically "hey I don't find you" and he goes "maybe cause I got a compound name, nice trusting", please, have you heard of Wikipedia? So I write him back saying "oh it's not like I don't trust you, it's just that I was curious but couldn't find you anywhere, so which component are you?"

    Never answered.

    Conclusion, the cosmos is trying to make me cynical. Even though I didn't like him at all I was totally nice to him, spent time talking to him, etc. I wasn't even faking, I genuinely thought he was nice and we could have a cool chat together, and I (of course) sent him the awkward "you're not my type" message.

    The other day I had a "date" with a guy I met on the internet and he wasn't even the guy in the pictures. I mean. WTF bitch. But the guy from "Parchis" is even freakier, like, did that ever work with somebody?

    So,

is it legitimate to be an asshole to people cause they're most likely gonna fuck with you?

    Maybe the guy ignoring me is so sick of people he's become an asshole himself. Will I get like that?

    Yesterday I saw "13 Goin On 30". Best-movie-ever, don't miss it (unless you're nothing like me and/or you just like good movies). What I'm trying to say is

I don't know if I'll end up being cynical, but for now, I'm sure there's a Mark Ruffalo out there waiting to find me.

    Freaky and all.

    I know, I've seen too many movies, but what can one do?

    ☛ Oh I'm thinking about writing a weekly post about love/sex/whatever, more after writing this post cause I don't have a section to put this in but I wanted to write about it anyway. So we'll see, and this leads me to say I'm sorry, cause even though you know I love blogging and knowing you read me, the current weeks are being and are gonna be low in posts. I have my exams, I gotta find a new home, etc. So as soon as I can I'll be rocking hard and bringing to life the many ideas I have.

    Don't forget to comment! Ahh I love comments.

Comments

[Dinah]

If it makes you feel better, if I were a guy (and I'd be a tall, hunky Italian male who wears lots of Diesel, for future reference), I'd totally have a man-crush on you lmao. But I'm not, sadly. :( Don't mind them, I think you'll find somebody who's hot and not an asshole.

And H&M is sex.

[gilda]

haha! this post had me giggling. :) oh honey you're so damn cute and good at posing, if i ever make it as a designer, please be my model.

[Coop]

LOL I loved this post! XDDD