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WHEN YOU LET HETEROS WATCH FASHION...

NOTHING GOOD COMES OUT OF IT

    Reading one of my fave technology blogs Gizmodo today I run into this story about Balenciaga's robo-leggings, a fine post, only a year and a half late. But the best of it are the comments some of the readers left after watching the runway show:

"Oh, there were different models? I thought they just used the same uncoordinated anorexic over and over again. The Clone Wars are coming..."

"Apparently gay designers are afraid of the female form and go out of their way to find models with bodies like little boys."

"It would probably help if there were a couple of heterosexuals in the industry.
You know, to help guide 'em."

"Is it just me, or could I snap one of those models in half with my bare hands?
I think someone else had it right, gay men who hate women become fashion designers so they can express their hatred through fucked-up designs.
Or mysgonistic straight fashion designers. Same difference."

    And my personal favorite:

"Modeling makes me angry because it is so ridiculously stupid. I want to punch all of those people in the face for not being a productive part of society."

    Yeah, society would be great without fashion designers, cause all of these retards' girlfriends would look like

    and I would roll on the floor laughing my ass off. Then they would beg those gays to design again.

    Luckily some readers actually used their brains and said things such as:

"Keep in mind that fashion shows like this are more about pushing the envelope than showing practical everyday wear.
It's like going to an auto show with exotic prototypes, which are eventually toned down and made practical upon reaching dealerships.
The designers are just trying to spark innovative ideas for tech in fashion, just like automotive engineers."

BY THE WAY: I personally wore those leggings to shock of the world. Look at it HERE.

DANCING WITH THE RELATIVES

    Christmas Eve is a time to gather with your family or be sad if you don't have one. I have one so I wasn't sad, mostly bored. I do like my family it's just I never talk to them, I think they think I'm dumb. How sad. Anyway I'm not gonna bore you with my reflexions on the absurdness of some parts of me, I'll just let you watch my family shake their booties cause that's why you came and paid. By the way that's my grandma in the middle of it.

    Before that I was in this friend's house to smoke a little, that's Christmas for us kids these days what do you want, and, I made the most perfect joint I've ever done, so beauty, so I wanted to share it with you guys cause you're special and deserve it.

   

AS GOOD AS I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD BE. EMPORIO ARMANI BRINGS DAVID BECKHAM BACK TO SEXSIMBOL-LAND

IF WE DIDN'T HAVE PHOTOSHOP WE WOULD HAVE TO INVENT IT

 

    Because who cares if this photography is loosely real? (Wait a minute is this a photography or a painting?) What counts is that this is some horny beautiful shit!

    I seriously can't believe they've done it so right. The right angle, lighting (including the concealing glow in the package), the B&W, it's just perfect! This is important because Mr. Posh Spice is not as young as he was 7 years ago (big surprise) and as Brad Pitt, he's starting to look his age, so when I heard about this campaign a few weeks ago I thought: doesn't this come a few years late? But they've done it perfectly (overphotoshoped and all, including the modified boobs), and perfection is always a welcome surprise.

    All I'm sayin' here is that I'm gonna start a fan club devoted solely to Beckham's balls.

GOTTA GRAB' EM! BITE'EM! RUB'EM! AAGGG GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!

LISTEN "POCKET FULL OF SUNSHINE" BY NATASHA BEDINGFIELD HERE

    The other night was the Season 3 finale of The Hills, MTV's kinda-reality hit show. If you watched it you probably noticed the catchy song that sounded the last few minutes. As every other teenage girl out there, I searched for it like there was no tomorrow, only to finally find out that there's no human way (meaning legal nor illegal) to own the tune, as it's not out yet and it won't be until January 15 with the next Natasha Bedingfield's album, titled after the song.

    So the only way to listen to it by now (until it leaks) is to watch the video of its run in The Hills' finale. Don't worry there's almost no talk on top of it. And *SPOILERS ALERT*: it's the last minutes of the show's finale, so if you care about this fact don't watch it.

 

 ★ UPDATE: The song is on the internet already so here you have it for your listening pleasure in all its glory (well actually if you download it it sounds much better), PRESS PLAY BELOW!!:

   

    By the way, if you can't wait to see more of Lauren's adventures, it's been just announced that there will be 8 extra episodes of this season that will air next spring depicting her Paris trip.

☛ You can watch all the full episodes, including the finale here: THE HILLS.

DO YOU MISS IRINA LAZAREANU?

WHAT IS THE NEXT-TO-BE MS. DOHERTY UP TO?

    There's a cool interview in JD Ferguson's blog where the super model does a little catch up.

☛ Thanks jdivision.

SEX AND THE CITY TRAILER IS OUT! SIMPLY LOVE.

    It's 35 seconds long, so it's basically a reminder that it exists and that it'll be in a theater near you (USAish) next May 2008.

    I'm so in for it. I mean, I'm starting to watch the same episodes halfs and halfs of dozens of times, so anything new from Dear Love Icon Carrie (Am I gay or what) is more than welcome, no matter how many liters of Botox the poor things have to put on their mugs. Make that a trilogy!

    By the way, did you know that Victoria Beckham was asked to do a cameo in the movie but she couldn't cause she was doing rehearsals for the spice tour? Bitch this is SATC, you're a (except while on the current spice tour) job-less B-list celeb, you find a window in your agenda!

☛ Thanks Daily Mail (with more pics).

VISTORIA'S SECRET MAKES YOUR BOYFRIEND THINK YOUR UGLY

    As every year.

    Move over skinny bitches Angels, we came to see the Spice Girls!

    I post the video of the whole thing as follows.
    -Isn't that, like, illegal?
    -Um, kinda, lucky nobody reads this blog!

    Am I dear or am I not. Hit the continue to watch the second half.

RANDOM KID MODEL MAKES MY FACE THINK IT DOESN'T DESERVE TO LIVE

☛ Thanks (for making me a little unhappier) COADC.