WHEN YOU LET HETEROS WATCH FASHION...

NOTHING GOOD COMES OUT OF IT

    Reading one of my fave technology blogs Gizmodo today I run into this story about Balenciaga's robo-leggings, a fine post, only a year and a half late. But the best of it are the comments some of the readers left after watching the runway show:

"Oh, there were different models? I thought they just used the same uncoordinated anorexic over and over again. The Clone Wars are coming..."

"Apparently gay designers are afraid of the female form and go out of their way to find models with bodies like little boys."

"It would probably help if there were a couple of heterosexuals in the industry.
You know, to help guide 'em."

"Is it just me, or could I snap one of those models in half with my bare hands?
I think someone else had it right, gay men who hate women become fashion designers so they can express their hatred through fucked-up designs.
Or mysgonistic straight fashion designers. Same difference."

    And my personal favorite:

"Modeling makes me angry because it is so ridiculously stupid. I want to punch all of those people in the face for not being a productive part of society."

    Yeah, society would be great without fashion designers, cause all of these retards' girlfriends would look like

    and I would roll on the floor laughing my ass off. Then they would beg those gays to design again.

    Luckily some readers actually used their brains and said things such as:

"Keep in mind that fashion shows like this are more about pushing the envelope than showing practical everyday wear.
It's like going to an auto show with exotic prototypes, which are eventually toned down and made practical upon reaching dealerships.
The designers are just trying to spark innovative ideas for tech in fashion, just like automotive engineers."

BY THE WAY: I personally wore those leggings to shock of the world. Look at it HERE.

Comments

[GuBoy]

Heteros talking about gays, somehow it always means trouble
Even if they aren't homophobes

[Joker]

haha very good point about their girlfriends looking like shit

[Yu.]

They wouldn't recognize a good runway show if it hit them in the face so whatever..

[overpriced designer man bag]

They were probably fat Americans.