This site called Mr. Picassohead is so cool that let's you create your own self-portrait with a set of simple tools meant to emulate the particularities of the Spanish painter. I tried it but nothing decent came out of it, maybe you'll be more inventive.
A lot of people love this stuff, do you think it's nice? glamorous? Here's a little video for you to wake up: [Warning: this video contains explicit images of violence and shouldn't be viewed by children]
If after this you still think it's ok then congratulations, in case you were wondering you don't have a heart, and also you're not welcome in my blog so get out.
By the way I know that all of the big designers use fur, but this is the most extreme use I've seen in ages and I thought we were over this.
This baby bitch is cute I'm telling you, not only she's sweet but she looks like she was designed by Karl himself (I call him Karl cause we're so close oh so close). She's been living at my home for about a month and she's leaving tomorrow to her new and permanent home with the parents of my Argentinian roomy girl. Actually I'm a bit relieved cause it's a bit annoying, you have to be careful about everything: close every door, don't let her do this, don't let her do that, don't step on her shit and pee cause she does it everywhere... ugh, plus I don't get the good about a dog which is sleeping next to her, walking her to meet cute boys with dogs, etc. So yeah, I think we'll be better off without each other. Oh listen to me all cat person.
A few weeks ago I started working as a PR for some night club in my humble hometown which I rarely if ever name here to preserve the mystery among readers (oh wait! I have no readers!). Well PR sounds like I have responsibilities and truth is my job is to parade downtown looking for the glam and the freak to give them flyers and convince them with my charm and wit that our club is the best (oh wait! I have not charm nor wit!), and I do it only Tuesdays, when there's no one on the streets. 'Best' thing is I earn in proportion to the people I get in, so with my lack of social skills and the unfortunate conditions I'm basically doomed (hey! just like Lipstick Jungle!). I'm the worst PR ever. God I miss when I worked at Zara and I had a sure bill waiting by the end of the month, only I wouldn't go to class evar. Anyway, happy happy times, let's just ☀ a little. The picture above was taken last Tuesday at the club's bathroom (weekends crowded). The boy in the right is my boss (super super hilarious), the head of PRs, in the middle the one I usually work with, and in the left you recognize the piece of fierceness that is me.
Look at the Billboard Hot 100 chart and you'll find the biggest pieces of shit that could be thrown at your ears, alongside some nice things, and now I learned that something as amazing (by commercial pop standards) as "Outta My Head" didn't even reach to perform in it. I know it was a risky bet by Ashlee Simpson, sporting a new alternative edgy vibe, but I thought people would get it and make it successful, but no, they're happy with their Carrie Underwood and they stick to it. Anyway, here's the video, $1 to the one who finds a better one among the current Top 10.
Now she's releasing a new unexciting boring lame pop rock song to second try and probably will be successful.
That's the name of the band I'm obsessed with right now. It started as a Gorillaz type of band, meaning the singer and producer didn't ever show, with a fake band of 5 facing the videos, but in the latest video (below) he shows and sings, and the whole thing is more mature, dropping the uber naive mood of the previous ones, which I loved, but I love the new style as well. I rarely like Spanish music but this is one of those honorable exceptions, pity is if you don't understand the language you can't notice the fantastic use of words. It may look like it's all hoo hoo happy and silly, but the the songs are really beautifully composed and the guy really has a remarkable talent that keeps surprising me in every listen.
Well there was color in some other designers but these are the ones I like the most, looks like the wardrobe for the Matrix 4 now that I see them together, and I love it! The bravest thing a designer can do is inventing the future, even though it's so easy to make it dull. By the way, don't you just luuuve the London banner I've made? I'm in love with it.
Last night when I came home I was so sad I had to take 4 happiness capsules (Sex and the City episodes) non stop to stop me from swallowing a full tube of toothpaste to kill myself. I had been rejected. By a guy.
Deleted Images is a site that posts the best wrong pictures, those that anybody would delete but here they have the opportunity to shine, like the one I sent and they just published. Cute, no?