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FLESH, TRASH, HEAT

 

I'm obsessed with Andy Warhol right now and because of this I've found this trilogy of nonsense movies that he produced, starring Joe Dallesandro (pictured above) who is by the way one of the most beautiful men you'll eve see, a ridiculously perfect young male that will have you hours googling images and videos of him till you realize it's 6 in the morning and you have one hour left to sleep before going to work. They also have travesties, drugs and hustlers. Like, how could you not like them, right?

If you've seen any of Andy Warhol's video works you know they're not so much movies as they're video art. These three movies though, directed by Factory regular Paul Morrissey, are a step closer to the traditional cinema language, but still they're very heterodox in they're rhythm and well, everything else. They're a mesmerizing and addictive trip trough some of the things Andy Warhol loved the most, which I named in the first paragraph. By the way did I mention Dallesandro is naked in them? Yeah, like half the time. Hahh... fuck today's special FX.

 

I haven't watched the first one, Flesh, in its entirety cause I'm downloading it and it's taking forever, but I know it'll be as good as the others. These video is from it and it's the first thing I saw from the trilogy. Maybe it's not for everybody, but I find it so enjoyable...

Download the torrents for Flesh, Trash and Heat HERE, HERE and HERE respectively.

THE PAPER BRINGS GOOD TO MTV, HAS MY NEW FAVORITE GAY OF THE MOMENT

Ya'll know I love my The Hills, but if I'd have to give a serious opinion about it I'd have to admit it's pretty ridiculous. The fake drama, the editing of the fake drama which makes it look ridiculously fake, having to deal with Spencer's face, admiring the lives of shallow spoiled teenagers whose only achievement was being born rich in a sunny place, etc.

BUT!

There's hope in the reality show side of things, and it's called The Paper. Like Laguna Beach it's a show about teenagers, but this time MTV goes from West to East and settles in Florida to offer us a more intelligent approach to what being a pre-adult is. In the show these kids have something to do, and it doesn't include talking about nails and shopping and hair extensions, they have to write a high school newspaper!

BAD NEWS IS...

Unlike notorious soul-corrupting MTV original series (I'm looking at you My Super Sweet 16) The Paper won't have a continuity. 8 episodes, that's it, the finale was the other day. Lauren Conrad and her highlights? Will come back August for their sixth season (including Laguna).

ADAM WE WON'T FORGET YOU

If there's something I love and always enjoy is to watch gays on TV, it just fills my spirit, and I'm lucky cause there are always some amazing gays on TV (Danny Noriega hello). Adam is the cute boy in the foreground of the above picture. He's of course not officially out since you can't be out in college, but he's sooo funny and cute and funny... Ugh, I love him! He's so fast and open and dramatic. He's so made for TV. Well truth is the whole cast is so ideal it's hard to believe it was spontaneously there waiting for MTV to cast them. Such charisma! I love that they're so normal, they're not the quarterback and the cheerleader at all. It's so fresh!

☛ Watch all episodes at the official site HERE.

THE BRIGHT IMAGE OF PERFECTION

Celebutopia

Flaw-

Less.

She makes a girl wanna be 45 to dress like that!

☛ Sarah Jessica Parker filming a commercial in NYC April 17.