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BIRTHDAY PRINCESSES

Is that the best picture ever or what? I want it as a poster!

So last week was my birthday, which I never get to celebrate cause in August everybody's out of town, but this year I've met a lot of people so I was able to throw a party and really, how cool it was!

It was everything I wanted, with super cheesy decoration... 80s music... drinks... and the best part of course the hats.

The pics are so just about me but I guess I was the funniest with my amazing princess hat.

THIS IS WHY THEY ALWAYS FALL

 

I mean... Could she be any sexier??

AN AMERICAN TRAGEDY

I didn't know about Harvey Milk until today, and his story is sure worth knowing. In the picture is Sean Penn playing him in the new biopic (titled "Milk") to be released later this year. As I did this morning, you should check out the 1984 documentary The Times of Harvey Milk which is right in YouTube for your viewing convinience, and even though you can be lazy about it I give you permission to beat me in the balls if after watching it you regret it. I'll give you my address so you can come do it!

It's amazing to me how someone could be so so very brave and die for the rights that I have today, it really means a whole lot to me. Thank God there have been people like that.

THAT UGLY LITTLE WHORE...

Jealousy is such an ugly thing, that's why I'm sooooooo not jealous of Ashley Olsen having dream boat Justin Bartha in and out of her every New York City fucking week day. I don't like him! cough cough 

CUTE TIMES WITH FRIENDS!

It's not the real Polynesia! Well I guess you figured with the red roller-coaster far away. We went to this theme park the other day, and well, once you've been let go down from a height of 100 meters ()... you see life differently. It was a nightmare and I can't wait to come back and do it again!

The park is so cute and well done. Every decent Spaniard has gone at least 3 times. It's worth it!

 

P.S. If somebody slaps me maybe it'll work and I'll stop using 'cute' for everything.

TELL ME IT'S JUST A NUMBER! :(

In less than TWO hours I'm gonna be 22. Twenty two years OLD!!

Ok it's not that being 22 is being old, I'm not gonna be that Miley Cyrus about it, it's that I haven't done any of the things I wanted to do this year, and I'm sad and frustrated.

IT'S JUST A NUMBER IT'S JUST A NUMBER IT'S JUST A NUMBER IT'S JUST A NUMBER IT'S JUST A NUMBER...

DAYS WERE INVENTED BY A BUNCH OF FAT DRUNK FASCISTS MONKS, DAYS WERE INV...

HELP!

I need to know how to get those pants! They're the ultimate piece of underwear. I've had the picture for months but I haven't found them anywhere. Isn't that logo Roberto Cavalli's? Isn't Chad White cuter pre-buffed?

I know they won't look as good on me, duh, but still, I can't live without 'em :(

 

P.S. I know it's no use 'cause nobody reads my blog but I had to try, no? :(

GETTING THE FIX

 MTV

Makes no difference how well we know it's fake, doesn't mattah! Real thing is we've been counting down the days left till the season premiere of the blonde crack The Hills. More of the air heads to suck into! God I'm happy.

➢ Premiere On Line HERE.

WHEN BEING NUMBER 1 IS EASY

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OK she did it. If it wasn't gonna be with the making fun of the gays it would have to be with the lesbian kissing, much sexier! Controversy works like a charm for musicians, ask Amy Winehouse! 

It just funnies me that it's controversial that this pretty 20 something celebrity wannabe christian girl kissed another female on the lips. Uhmm people, there are millions of lesbians who kiss and fuck over and over every day of the year (the lucky ones that is). But yeah this Katy Perry girl is pretty and wears cute stuff so let's make her bigger than the Beatles.

Ugh, sometimes being number 1 is just so fucking easy.

 

P.S. I luvs the song as much as you do! haha

HE'S A DOUCHE BUT...

My God, that face.