THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH TEQUILA

So the other day a long time friend (by show-business standards) from my natal Hot España Olé came to visit (he's not pictured cause he was taking the pictures) and see me in my new Swedish venture. My flat-mate (pictured) joined us and made the most of it, he even got in trouble with the boyfriend, cause Tequila is not a good friend of the boyfriended. Fun!

That was Friday, when I ended up hooking up with some arty Italian. I don't really know why... Oh yeah, my Spanish friend was in the bathroom with a guy "somewhere", and my other Spanish friend was getting in trouble with some other guy/s. So the only Spaniard left, that's me, was feeling left out and this Italian came up to me and said blah blah, and then he said I wanna kiss you, and I wasn't very into it but it was either kissing him or being the freak who's dancing alone in the floor, so I hooked up with him. Classy! Then in a turn to the even classier which took me by surprise as I had the arties for more restrained people he suggested we take it to the boys room. Honey, you can't see my wrinkles with the color lighting but I'm way too old for that shit motherfucker. I just said no. The next day turned out he was staying with his arty friends in the same place as we were and I discovered unearthed heights of awkwardness. Cool!

This is sunday when we went to this ship-nightclub called Patricia, which is cool and big and full of undesirable people (the only ones who would go out a Sunday). The music was hot and it was fun and I was in love with some big guy with emo hair (ew) but he didn't love me (aw).

So at 4AM we went to McDonald's to get ourselves a sex-substitute and wait for the subway to open. Ahh being in your early twenties...

PS: Stockholm is quite cute: .

Comments

[The long time friend xD]

"In the bathroom with a guy"?????
Madafaka!!! xDDD

[KIRAFASHION]

hahahaha

its always so fun to laugh about drank people!

[a believer]

ULTRA FUNNY, UBER CHARISMA, MEGA GAY! I LOVE YOU BITCH YOUR MY NEW HERO! SO BLOG MORE BIATCH!