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MOMMY, IS THAT CHU?

    This is me teaching how to eat by herself the bird (turtledove or something) my flatmate rescued about a week ago when she had apparently fallen from the nest when she was a baby, so she was on the verge of death but now is healthy as a rose so the next step is to teach her how to survive by herself.

    I recorded myself, flying classes included, so maybe I'll post a video X).

THIS IS ME BEING SICK

    It's not like I chose the outfit, I just put a lot of clothes on cause even though it's hot here I feel cold. :(

    Summer is going too fast (like crazy cruel fast), I have no money, I'm sick, I'm gonna have to begin studying for September, I have to be at the balcony to get wifi internet.  Bah (I always wanted to say that). I think I just need sex. Somebody dirty-skype me so at least we'll have phone fun. Why nobody will fucking hit on me! I look pretty even having a cold!

CRY WITH ME, SISTER

YESTERDAY I REACHED THE MAGIC NUMBER OF 1000 (AS IN ONE THOUSAND) VISITS IN A SINGLE DAY !!!

So thank you all for liking the blog, it's really my pleasure, and now that it's summer and I'm gonna have a lot of free time, I'll be updating more often than the CNN so stay around ;))) Love ya.

THANKS FOR JOINING THE FASH REVOLUTION !

    It's great to have so many readers and to hear that you like what I do, even when what I do is put golden paper in my legs X:)))
    Just one thing, you have to leave more comments! The blog looks so sad so I want dozens, no, hundres, no, hundreds of thousands of comments in each post, it doesn't matter what you say, if you wanna make me happy, just say something! Oh and I also need haters, I've never had one and I want some so badly, so if you know someone that would hate me and would take the time to post hateful things talk to him about my blog. Thanks!

NOT. FUNNY.

    So today lovely Fashionista talked (here) about my "Valenciaga" leggings (here), and reader Yulie went and commented nothing but they reminded her to the following video. Ha. Ha.

   

    Bitch. Anyway hugs and kisses to Yulie cause we all love her, and to Leslie Hall (in the video) cause YouTube wouldn't be the same without her.
     They also linked me (among others) on American Apparel's blog (here)(no, I didn't know/cared they had one either), but the funny thing is they say "Blogger Santosuke suggests you make your own [robo-leggings] with the help of American Apparel". Honey, I didn't see any help of yours in the photo shoot. Zero Americans and no apparel to help me. If you mean my lovely cashmere sweater is from you, that's not right, it's not, but anyway I love your store so I let you say we went on a date and I let you touch me under the skirt as long as you send me this wonderful unisex bathrobe in black. It's crazy and I've wanted it for months.  I want it, I need it and I deserve it, so give it to mama.

☛ Leslie Hall picture from www.leslieandthelys.com.

I'VE HAD MY FIRST INTERVIEW

WITH MYSELF! ;)
    It's for a new blog called Blog Lives born recently to give bloggers the opportunity to talk about themselves, so I've written this to send it and I thought I'd post it here as well so you could know me a little bit more. I'll post the link as soon as it's published. This is it:

Hi darls!
I'm Santosuke, Editor-in-Chief (HAHA) of the always satisfying FASH Report. This is my little FAQ:

ADVERTISE WITH FASH Report

(THIS IS A NEW SECTION IN THE LEFT COLUMN BECAUSE WHEN A BLOG GROWS AS THIS VERY PRECIOUS BLOG YOU'RE READING YOU GOTTA DO THIS FOR THE HOT PUBLISHERS, LIKE DIOR ETC.) SO HERE WE GO:

    Darl, you shouldn't advertise here, not even my mom reads this blog so you better go to Catwalk Queen or something.
    In case you wanna advertise here for charity towards me, first of all God bless you, second I want naked pictures of you to wank seeing you cause you get me horny like a walrus in heat, and third you can email me to santosuke@fashreport.com and tell me what your idea is. Love ya ;)

    Oh! And I guess your company would like a picture of me for bureaucratic bullshit whatevers. This is me:

    NOW IS THAT PROFESSIONAL OR WHAT

 

BIG EVENT TOMORROW AND NO OUTFIT YET!

BITCH IS THIS DIFFICULT TO DECIDE!

    Tomorrow is the graduation day of a friend, is like a private university and they'll be there all the posh spices of my city.
    I've checked the selection I made of the hottest looks for spring summer 2007 (you can visit it here) and the best that came out of my closet is this, I don't know, I think it lacks some bling, right? HELP!

GOD SAVE PHOTOSHOP!

OK THIS IS ME BEING A GOOD FRIEND

    EMBRACE THE DRAMA

    This girl is one of my best friends ever, and even though we haven't talked that much lately she's important to me, in fact she was the first non-internet person I ever told I was gay to when I was 17 . In exchange she revealed also a big ugly secret to me but anyway, just so you get the picture.
    So today a while ago she gave me the scoop that she suspected her boyfriend was cheating on her. And as the good and sexy friend I am I had to give her advise. I don't know whether I'm prepared or not for that.
    I thought this drama near me was worth a post. This was the conversation:

HER: I most importantly wan't you to not tell anybody, ok?

ANYBODEEEEE

ME:  alright

what is it

I'm in the edge of a collapse

this is the situation

I think my boyfriend is cheating on me

how do you know it?

SHOCKING TESTIMONY:

-"Hello my name is Santosuke".

*Hello Santosuke*
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*Hello Santosuke*
*HELLO SANTOSUKE*
*Hello Santosuke*
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-"MY FRIENDS DON'T LIKE MY BLOG"

That is me, saying that. Apparently I have to look for approval far from my surroundings.

 

    It's not like they've told me "I don't like your blog", but after so many many hours invested in the looks and the content of this blog, I want from my best friends something more than some uninspired "it's cute" or "looks good", I want tears motherf★★kers!