DEAR ADVERTISER

    Darl, you shouldn't advertise here, not even my mom reads this blog so you better go to Catwalk Queen or something.
    In case you wanna advertise here for charity towards me, first of all God bless you, second I want naked pictures of you to wank seeing you cause you get me horny like a walrus in heat, and third you can email me to santosuke@fashreport.com and tell me what your idea is. Love ya ;)

    Oh! And I guess your company would like a picture of me for bureaucratic bullshit whatevers. This is me:

    Oh! I almost forgot the best of the deal! My country share forms a wonderful gay flag! Seriously lovely.