BOYFRIEND APPLICANTS

DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE MY SEX TOY BOYFRIEND?

Discover it with the following quiz (Hint: being Anderson Cooper helps)...

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Instructions:
Choose between the following options the one that describes you best and then check the results below:


☛ a) I am Colin Farrell.

 

 

☛ b) I am Anderson Cooper.

☛ c) I am Will Chalker.

Gift for his fans here.

☛ d) I am this guy:

☛ e) I am none of the above.

Results:

I you chose A, I knew it, I knew one day you'd find me and be with me forever. You've always been my fantasy and you're the unit I measured all the guys with (though I ended up drunk and hooking up with horreurs anyway).

If you chose B... X:) First time I knew you existed was when I heard about you ranking high (like second or something) in I think People's 50 Most Beautiful People Whatever, and I was like "really? that guy?". Then I youtubed you and watched some of your best porn (otherwise known as the News) and couldn't help but starting to secretly love you. I know there's an important age difference, but when love is true you can't put borders to it, can you? So let our love flow, let's buy a house (meaning you pay for it cause I'm such a street rat), give me some kids, and I'll be always when you come home to tell you "how was work today?"

If you chose C, honey, I mean, you're making it really hard for all the good gentlemen out there. You're so hot I sometimes wonder if you're real or computer-made. You're a total bull (that is good in my language), you're such a bull you could kill me just looking at me. BUT! The most amazing thing about you that makes you so disturbingly sexual is that with that soul-shaking roughness of you, then you go and have that hard British accent that makes you look like your being dubbed. It's as disturbing as hearing a dog speaking, it's crazy and I love it, so please be my boyfriend and drive me crazy everyday telling me "good morning I love you" when I wake up.

If you chose D... darl...I won't be the one to say fucking cars is not hot, cause everybody knows it is. But you know, I guess the competence was too hard up there, so don't take it badly, you played with the best. Maybe next time. And by the way, don't forget to always use protection, you never know these days...

If you chose E, then the door for love is wide open. Don't worry if you're not as smart as Anderson or as good-looking as the car fucker, all my life I've just wanted to fall for an ugly guy, I think that must be happiness to not freak out about every single being on earth hitting on your boyfriend,only I didn't find him and he didn't find me, so don't be sad that I didn't choose you and send me an e-mail with your best picture and telling me why are you crazy in love with me, and maybe I'll choose you instead of any of the above mentioned, I promise I won't make fun of your picture in my blog (that is unless I feel like it). Don't be shy, you know my adress: santosuke@fashreport.com. Loves ya.

Thanks for participating, see you in the next Quiz of the Day!! Don't you just love quizzes? A couple more  here.