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SOMEBODY PLEASE SLAP MY FACE HARD

I have to stop watching Wentworth Miller videos on YouTube!! I call him Went already. Well, with the hours I've spent watching him (instead of doing many thing I had to do) I might as well call him honey and expect a diamond ring. But it's just that...

   

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COINCIDENCE?

How hilarious. I was reading time.com and saw that a day after I posted about Wentworth and botox for men Time published an article about it. For a second I said to myself 'oh my Colin Farrell they read my blog!', then I remembered that I have two readers and is unlikely one works for the magazine. It's the life of the unread blogger you knows... Anyway their article missed to acknowledge Wentworth so I guess that means my blog is better than Time magazine.

➞ Read it on Time.

SAY WHAH?

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Did you grrls know that Hottie is 36 (thirty-six) years old?? I was so shocked I thought it'd be worth posting. For realz! Did I miss something? Does he have Devil's phone number so I can call and sell him my soul too? Or maybe his botoxer number will do...

I'm also writing this because I have nothing better to do I love the fact that he's gay (hopefully). Imagine how cools! Another triumph for our species!

BOTOX WORKS WELL WITH MEN TOO

HOT HOT HOT

 

That's how hot this show is. I was convinced just with the opening, I mean that song... But only 20 minutes a week! I needs mawrah! Anyway, to point what I don't likes, I don't likes that the guys are main characters. Jay I like him but he's just a love interest and Adam, please, ok that you wanna sell the beef to get viewers but you can't put up there the retarded roommate of the love interest just because he's 'hot'. Oh and you probably know him cause he's this quite successful D&G model. Blah blah just watch it it's toxic!!

➢ Full episodes HERE.

MARLON BRANDO DOCUMENTARY (2004)

I've always been intrigued by his story and my interest has awaked now because yesterday I downloaded a couple of movies of him, A Countess From Hong Kong and On The Waterfront. So in case you haven't watched it here's the Biography Channel documentary on him. There are others on YouTube, I don't know which is the best but this one is pretty interesting and dynamic.

 

Why is it that he makes you feel the need to be there and help him? Help him make different choices, help him not be crazy, help him not end up alone. Is it just because of his beauty? Well let's say, BEAUTY. Beauty and charisma? Do you think he was gay? Bisexual? Do you even believe in bisexuality?

I personally think there's no doubt he was 100% gay, in a time you couldn't really be that because you simply wouldn't let yourself be. Just the fact that he didn't really have real relationships with women, only affairs and more affairs, like looking for something that never came. And mostly with exotic women, like stripped of the all american femininity of his fellow countrywomen. I mean, how long did he last with sexiest-woman-evar Marylin Monroe? 2 fucks? 3? Anyway I could talk long about him but summarizing, he's a fascinating character and always will be.

HOT

The City - MTV Shows

As you know by now I'm a shameless fan of The Hills, I breath it, I pee it, I live for it, ok? Then I heard about the Whitney spin-off and I was a bit WTF? But now seeing this trailer... my God I can't wait to die of New York jealousy!

DO I NEED AN EXCUSE TO POST THIS PICSHAR?

GRAB IT, WORK IT, FEEL IT, SHOW IT

Here's an excuse: I liked Quantum of Solace! I never like 007 movies so I saw it cause it was the only one in the movies in the small swedish town I'm staying in now and I needed action and violence and sex cause I was stressed, and well, it worked. Considering it's a 007 it's quire bullshit-free, just good good action packed, serious but not ridiculous like The Dark Night (yuck). Critics say it's worse than Casino Royale because blah blah, I personally watched that movie on the web half asleep so I can't really talk but I don't remember it working for me (do I always have to go against general opinion?) Oh dear, such a long post just to post a bulge-grab! I shut up now.

CONGRATULATIONS AMERICA

Obama's Flickr

It was about time you got a decent president! Don't you think??

Celebrate good times!!

YAAYYYYYYYY

THIS IS WHY THEY ALWAYS FALL

 

I mean... Could she be any sexier??

THAT UGLY LITTLE WHORE...

Jealousy is such an ugly thing, that's why I'm sooooooo not jealous of Ashley Olsen having dream boat Justin Bartha in and out of her every New York City fucking week day. I don't like him! cough cough