THIS IS HOW IT'LL CHANGE YOUR LIFE:
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Suddenly my Blackberry doesn't seem so hot. For those of you who like me own the 8800, don't worry, it could be worse, you could have the Blackberry Curve (aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh) or the Pearl (*me dying*).
The Jesus-Phone loves me, and I loves it, so let love be. I'm gonna donate my current cellphone to the poor kids (or something).
I guess they heard about the story I wrote about their new computer copying my logo ( well I guess the comment I posted at Engadget about it also helped X-D ).
Not only the North American branch but also the Japanese one, lovely right? Hope you enjoyed it as much as I did darls.
Oh, don't tell me you don't believe me...
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Mac OS X Leopard WWDC 2007
I'm not gonna expand much on it cause is not the job of this blonde lesbian to talk about this stuff (and this is my second post in Tech today), but I couldn't help it. As you already know I'm what they like to call an Apple fanboy so I was anticipating this day cause it's when that little man who can never do wrong and lives in our hearts called Steve Jobs (loves ya darl) was to give us the last bunch of jaw-dropping info about the next version of the always adored Mac OS X. mac os x leopard wwdc 2007
And well, the big guns where already on table so there wasn't big big surprises, but now it feel sooo real and finished and right and perfect I wanna fucking bite it!
So nothing else to say, just if you're interested on it you should check the redesigned (and remarkable of course) Apple website.
Leopard (Mac OS X 5th) will be available this October at $129 for the only one version. A very only version? $129? The future in your home? Where does this leave Windows Vista? mmmhhh somewhere I wouldn't like to smell....
SERIOUSLY JUST DON'T BUY THAT WINDOWS VISTA PLEASE, DO IT FOR ME, DON'T LET THEM CALL YOU RETARDED IN YOUR FACE leopard mac os x
What would you do if you wanted to create something beautiful?
Just get inspired by something that touches you.
That's what Sony must've thought while creating their latest laptop, born to match or beat the beauty of fashionistas' favorite toy MacBook.
As you see it's totally a laptop version of my blog's logo. I love it!
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IN 2007 GADGETS ARE BLACK AND SILVER LIKE THE NIGHT AND THE MOON
In the photograph PSP, Samsung NV10, Blackberry 8800 and Pioneer headphones.
I wasn't sure if it was a trend or it was only me, but truth is since last year electronics are looking for the new metallic grey.
I got a PSP since a couple of years ago (God, time just rushes!), but the others I got them more recently, being the last addition the very fancy Samsung digital camera. I noticed I had kind of a collection when I bought the Blackberry 8800, which is like a Playstation 3 gone cellphone. I don't have a PS3 (the only missing piece in my collection) but I know the Blackberry next to it would look like an accessory.
So this trend has had the setback that both the PSP and the PS3 haven't become as successful as their competitors, but in my personal theory I think this has let the other companies make similar designed devices without being accused of getting ideas from the dominant brand. For example the Nintendo DS lite was said to be a copy of the iPod's minimalistic design.
However, this year the crazy iPhone will be a new icon of this trend, and hopefully of my collection too HUHU.
I talked about the iPhone here.
A HOT NON-MAC COMPUTER? IT'S FROM INTEL AND IS CALLED Intel mobile Metro notebook
F★★k, I was so cocky with my MacBook Pro assuming it was the hottest computer ever, but looks like not for too long! This is the new (maybe first I'm not sure) computer from Intel (they usually make the processors but not the whole computers), and damn it does look good, I mean, it's like only a bit thicker than a Motorola Razr/V3 (!). If I was Paris besides be fucked up for going to jail I would say that's hot. It's so damn thin you could cut your finger touching the edges.
It's been designed by some American design studio, it has all the latest Intel technology , so it's not only pretty in the outside and apparently it could be out by the end of the year, the drama here is this the introduction of the Beyoncé of the PCs, a market in which no brand is doing anything to compete in that field with good old Apple, well maybe Sony.
To tell you the truth, even though this is a hot computer and I L❍❍❍❍VE hot devices I couldn't be less interested because, Windows? haha no thanks Sir, not in this life, I mean haha, that's sad.
Plus Steve Jobs is way hotter than Bill Gates, enough said.
☛ MORE FOTOGRAFÍAS IF YOU WANT ↓
If you're like me, you've been waiting for Joost to be public for months, luckily you're not but anyway I just found that there is a way to get an invitation to try the beta.
I've been messing around with it for a while and my first verdict is: what the fucking fuck! I mean it works, you see stuff and the image quality is better than YouTube, if still mediocre, but the thing is that the bunch of decent channels are only US available, so if you live there I guess it has some interest, anyway I don't think it's ready to be the revolution in internet TV they're selling us, but truth is it has a lot of potential, and this is a beta so it can't still be judged, but for what I see even when it's at full it will be good for the Americans, lame for the rest.
It's PC and Mac compatible and you have to download a light software, so if you wanna try it by yourself click on the banner above and it'll take you directly to the page where you have to put your email and a bit more and they'll send an invitation right to your inbox.
FRENCH KISS! FRENCH KISS!
Today something beautiful happened. I searched for "fashreport" on Google and guess what the first in the results was, this blog your reading! After the hard beginning we had last week, nothing could predict we would make up so soon, but as Madonna says in a song "when it's bitter at the start then it's sweeter in the end". Google is not very willing though to let FASH get so far this soon, and its being all touchy and fussy when the blog tries to make the next step, as I tried to look for "fash report" and "fash" but it didn't find it. Anyway, it's a start!
I also saw they changed the main page a little bit, now the different searching categories plus Gmail are located differently, and they've been introducing slight changes lately. At first I wasn't that pleased with the changes, but now I know love is blind and forever so after feeling its lips against mine I think it's wonderful and can do whatever it wants to reach world domination, and I'll be happy being its slave.
I love lesbians, lesbians are simply the best. I mean, I hate straight guys for being hot and manly and not liking me; I hate gays for being ugly, oily, overusing perfume and dancing like horny bitches; and I hate girls cause they get the hot manly guys no matter how fat, farty and fugly the are, fuck fuck! So the only people I don't have a problem with are lesbians, God bless them.
PS: I don't really have so much hate in myself, I actually don't understand when people hate each other so easily, I just feel that way when I see a slutty horse-faced bitch with a guy I like.
PPSS: I'm the most ugly, oily and horny bitch dancer of all the gays (only I don't usually use perfume).
✍Illustration by Santosuke (myself).
I just love the new camera I bought. Not only it's great, beautiful and stylish but it also loves me and makes me look hot! It looks retro, it's metallic and it's so small it looks like a toy. It has an exclusive menu system that is so futuristic, like with touch sensitive buttons and stuff, I love it!
This is one of the first photos I took of myself.
Who's that santosukelicious cutie??
I wish I looked this hot always! 95% of the time I look like a nerd.
